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Slide and bleed it

The act of showing up to a location (likely uninvited) and causing trouble.
He shouldn’t have done me dirty. You already know I’m bout to slide and bleed it.
by Zachary Young December 9, 2019
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Sliding Sasquatch

Have at least a 12 inch penis, 13 is ideal, and it’s gotta be hairy. Then you do a u-turn in the vagina and come back out just enough to jizz on yourself.
Yo, I totally sliding sasquatched Tay last night and it was amazing
by mott mikers November 18, 2018
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someone slide

When a girl or boy wants sex drugs or just a good time hint hint
Austin said someone slide I am horny i am going to go!
by Jimmy Rodgers July 24, 2018
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Handicap slide

Giving a handicap person a slide or pass because they are handicapped.
That guy with crutches, his first audition was good, the second... Not so much.

Yeah, they better not give him the handicap slide.
by mizsparklezz May 17, 2018
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land slide

when your poo slides down the back of you toilet bowl, leaving a sticky shit smear that wont budge even with several flushes.

also known as bowl art or scat redecoration
mark theres a fucking great land slide in the toilet winking at me, when i smelt it i nearley bulked up my dinner. go and scrub it, you dirty minging bastard
by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010
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slide rape

When too much technical detail is jammed to a single Powerpoint slide, making the task of presenting or understanding them next to impossible.

Slide rape use in prevalent among inexperienced presenters, although the phenomenon is gradually becoming a universal feature of any Powerpoint presentation. Anyone also trying to make the audience confused in order to avoid difficult questions at the end, or make themselves seem more intelligent may appeal to slide rape.

The technique is also known as slide-gang bang, is somewhat similar in nature to sentence rape often used by novice English writers.
Bob: "Dude, did you attend the presentation on beam quality and collimator design?"

Chris: "It confused the heck out of me. Why did the idiot have to put so many figures and text in a single slide?"

Bob: "Classic slide rape!"
by mister-psi-phi June 5, 2010
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Bonnet Slide

Similar to Hood Slide, but in England the bit at the front of the car is called a bonnet.
There is a bonnet slide in the opening credits to Quantum Leap, and also in the Beastie Boys video for Sabotage
-Did you see Quantum Leap the other day?
-With that dude Sam Beckett?
-Yes.
-Putting right what once went wrong?
-Yes.
-And his wise cracking holographic sidekick Al?
-Yes.
-I love that show.
-Did you see the sweet bonnet slide at the beginning?
-No, I was in the kitchen making a brew.
by Sammy Sammy Bung Hole April 21, 2006
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