Saalified

Saving hoes from bad deeds and making them better

I saalified one of my ex's that used to smoke weed

by Russian dictionary March 5, 2026

Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017

brittany salinas

best person alive

brittany salinas is the best person alive

by rjignworivwoirbvw September 16, 2017

brittany salinas

Biggest hoe in Eastsides history!!
Also fucks anything with two legs!!

Brittany Salinas Came out of the bathroom and her hair is messed up!!

by Grapler166 September 15, 2017

GARAGE SAILING

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.

Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....

by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019

Emmy Salim

An amazing human that will be your best friend forever. They will stick by your side through thick and thin. They're so funny that you laugh at them breathing. BE WARNED. THEY HAVE A VERY AND I MEAN VERY DIRTY MIND. They can be a bitch sometimes, but they good friends smart and pretty. So if you get a girlfriend with a name like this, BITCH YOU BETTER RESPECT HER, CUZ IF YOU DON'T SHE WILL SHOVE BROOMS UP YO ARSE AND SHOVE YOU IN A CUP AND SHIP YOU TO CHINA, AND ALSO HE BFFS WILL COME FOR YOU.

My best friend is Called Emmy Salim and she makes me laugh so much, and just brightens up my day.

by kabs_25963 December 11, 2019