Salmonic

Willing to swim against the stream; goes against the current; acts contrary to advice given.

Tom’s salmonic approach to investments yielded a huge return when the upstart tech company no one else had heard of tripled in value overnight.

by jdiggity83 May 19, 2020

Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.

We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching

by SeansMinx February 29, 2020

Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!

by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020

Salmons

Salmon is a term that means one thousand swedish crowns (about 96 euro). In swedish it is called Lax

-Roland, come here i wanna talk to you
-Please let me be, it was just a window
-Stop making excuses, Five Salmons or you will have planted your last potato

-Roland kom hit, Jag vill snacka
-Kan du inte bara låta mig va, det var bara ett fönster
-Sluta med dina ursäkter, fem lax imorrn, annars har du satt din sista potatis

by Sparvvridarn September 17, 2020

Salmon

Best.friend.ever. One of the best people I've ever met and even will see the minion movie with me😉 she's a gorgeous girl and is honestly amazing. Whenever I'm sad,she's there for me. Whenever I'm happy,she's there to be happy with me. Whenever I succeed in something,she's always there to celebrate with me. We've been friends since last June and has stuck me since then and always will. We will spend every chance we get together and will never chat shit no matter what happened. My bestf nickname is salmon so thats why I used the word salmon,her name is samanta 💪

Me: my mum said u can come over
Salmon: on my way.

by Katy Perry 4 life July 1, 2022

Salmon

A food

Look salmon

by Salmon Manta July 1, 2022