Hunger Sadness

When your lack of food has caused you to become sad and self-loathing or mournful. Can be cured by eating food and doing something you like to do.

JEFF: Oh, hey, dude, you seem a bit down! Are you okay?
MACK: Yeah, I've just got Hunger Sadness. Could you pass me the chips? I'm starving and I hate myself..

by SquiuqS December 21, 2016

Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018

Sad Archie

A reference from the popular space game, Endless Sky, "Sad Archie" is a reference for when a band intentionally finishes a big concert with one of their slower songs, with the intent being to calm down a chaotic crowd. This can help prevent overly-excited fans from releasing their energy in potentially destructive ways. A Sad Archie typically utilizes a slow mellow song written to inspire a melancholy feeling, either by its prose or by its melody. Often both.

In the game Endless Sky, Sad Archie is a song played by the aptly named band "There Might Be Riots" at the end of each concert to prevent damage to public property.

"I went to the AC/DC concert last night and they totally pulled a Sad Archie. Their last song was Ride On and by the end I was in tears."

by ClivetheRock July 6, 2023

sad cowboy

someone who is lonely and jealous of their friends who are in a relationship.

guy 1: that girl must be single.
guy 2: why do you say that?
guy 1: because she's looking like real sad cowboy over there

by littlecowboy3 March 17, 2020

Gack Sad

When you go through an extended period of time during it is incredibly easy to make you cry.

I cried at a NatWest ad last night, I think I might be Gack Sad.

by Bestaltoever January 16, 2021

Sad Spender

Somebody who has a good job, with a good income. But wastes all their money on crap. Then crys about not having money and ask everyone for money.

"Ohh, can i please have some money?? I got none"

"You are a sad spender."

by TheGladiators. October 19, 2009

Sad Kautz

Originated from David Katz. Our "dear" friend Kautz who unfortunately looks exactly like David. Is when someone says something that offends or hurts your feelings

In a galaxy far far away... virgins watched a completely made of nonsense film and created a religion. Civilization labelled them Betas! He felt like a Sad Kautz

by Drhymen September 7, 2018