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Ride Or Dir

a spelling mistake that went popular for its funny mistaken spelling!
you are my ride or dir forever!!

Ride the Gnar 

It is impossible to explain, but it is something that only Mustafa does.
1.) Mustafa rides the gnar.

2.) "Hey Mustafa, are you ready to shred the gnar?" "No, because I, Mustafa, ride the gnar."

Ride That Pony

Same as above, but slightly cleaner.

Alternate lyrics:

Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
This is how we do it.

see above lyrics and sing to whatever tune you wish
(I often use the 1 little, 2 little, 3 little lady bugs tune). Instead of using Ride That Pony, use ride my pony.

Ride shaft 

when a female has her mouth open a male inserts their penis so far that pressure releases out her anus and acts like a drive shaft
timmy ran into a restaurant when he saw a woman about to eat her food with her mouth wide open he pulled a ride shaft and ran away

ride the edge 

The act of a white male suburbanite teenager doing something incredibly stupid. See jackass.
Push me down this hill in the shopping cart! I'll ride the edge like a mofo!
ride the edge by Vash Westland November 4, 2003

ride the red dragon 

a phrase for the consumption of 5 Hour Energy
Dude, you trying to ride the red dragon?