Dude-punch

The opposite of bitch-slap. Performed exclusively by women, the object is to break a nose.

Get away from me or I'll dude-punch your ass!

by MegKelso January 27, 2009

Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.

"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."

by Anemoneing July 5, 2012

Phoenix Punch

While penetrating the female in the anus you jerk yourself off with your hand fully in Vagina

Hey man what you doin tonight?
Idk, but I think this bitch is down to get Phoenix punched.

by Substance B June 11, 2018

satchel punch

When u punch a man in his genitals.

I am going to satchel punch you.

by Bear claw March 28, 2015

Scope Punch

1. The act of proving a big point or statement correctly against another point, statement, party or organization; particularly when the subject in the wrong is arrogant. (Syn. "call out")
2. When the recoil from a gun causes the scope to slam back into the shooter; particularly with inexperienced or arrogant shooters. (Syn. "scope-eye")
3. The act of using the scope of a gun as a weapon. (Syn. "pistol whip")

1. "He got scope punched by his opposition because he was cocky and didn't know what he was talking about."

2. Bad Shooter: "Dude, can you help me back to the house? I'm like bleeding all over my face."

Good Shooter: "Hold on, I have to discharge the weapon you just got scope punched by."

3. Gangsta 1: "Yo, sure you got it done?"

Gansta 2: "Yeh...I scope punched him."

by D-Tangent June 28, 2015

dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

Elizabeth Punches

Elizabeth Punches is one of the best and most proficient American painters in the United states. BFA from Virginia Intermont College in 2012. She now lives and works from a small versitle public studio downtown Galveston Texas, after obtaining notoriety across the United states for her unique painting techniques and eccentric personality. Punches work is highly sought after across all of America and southeast Canada, with several gallery owners noting, "she sells every thing she paints." She is a quiet person and loves living in the peace of a tiny American sandbar with her beloved dog.

Who does that painter over there think she is? I mean, she's good, but she's no

Elizabeth Punches.

by SaintLusciousofPetrichor December 21, 2016