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Organic wank

An organic wank is one that you have without the assistance of pornography. Pretty uncommon in the modern era, it might involve waking up with wood, and having a lazy tug only *imagining* Mia Khalifa rather than watching her online.
"Nah bro, I'm doing No Porn November. Only organic wanking for me."
by Heterococks November 7, 2022
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happy organ

Nickname for the penis, especially when erect
Michael whipped out his happy organ
by EvanKnish October 14, 2022
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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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organic person

A vegan and or organic person who can be verified real by their PLU sticker located at the back end of their just kidding
That organic person sure looks like they have a PLU sticker
by Walking dead activist November 23, 2020
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Fighting organs

Man me and this girl were fighting organs all night long
by Wiggle room September 11, 2016
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Organic math chemistry tutor

The true sleeper of keeping the next generation in check.
A:bro I’m struggling with tomorrows test and professors notes are dogshit
B: no worries bro organic math chemistry tutors got your back, he will explain the whole topic in under an hour and I don’t think most of us would have survived in college without him.
by NotACollegeDropoutAnymore September 22, 2025
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