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Cross-Fucktional

The process by which a good project/idea is ruined through cross-functional input, or a mistake is made that would not have been made if it had been worked on within a single functional group.
This was a solid project until it was put through our cross-fucktional project review.
by Cunning LinguistX February 3, 2023
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Cross-Jadded

When your bisexual but realize both sexes cheat.
Lexis is Cross-Jadded because she caught her girlfriend sleeping with her boyfriend.
by gregsmatthews smithville tn August 10, 2019
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Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
by treebag86 September 24, 2013
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cross-nurse

to breastfood another woman's baby
Julia and Kim are so close friends that they occasionally (lack of time...) cross-nurse each other's babies.
by paco 23 October 3, 2008
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bromley cross

An area in bolton which is full of stuck up white people who think they are prestige when really the majority of the area is filled to the brim with council houses.
by saxbyavenuebbe June 22, 2020
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Cross Shitter

Usually, A fat man who cross dresses, but has an obsession with shitting all the time no matter where they are; one who has a fetish with shitting and play dressing.
" Hi im Richard Hart and Im A cross Shitter. I love shitting while dressed as an old skank".
by Mr Cockblock October 16, 2014
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cross swap

A sexual swinging situation for two M/F bisexual couples wherein the men engage in sex with each other while the women do the same.
My wife and I cross swap with the Smiths from time to time because sometimes my bisexual side can't be tamed!
by Uncutone November 19, 2017
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