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David

The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.
Damn, that David stole my boyfriend
by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019
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David

A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019
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david

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite
by 21001 February 26, 2019
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David

David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.
I wished David would leave me alone.
by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018
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David

A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.
Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck
by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018
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David

An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).
David is a b*tch
by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019
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David

A dumb bitch that knows nothing about the real world and hides in his little priviledged house and plays videogames.
"Hey, have you seen David around?"
"That stupid fuck? God no."
by thedeadareamongus October 13, 2020
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