Oval Office

Where a group of menaces gather during certain occurrences to “hotbox” ones car.

Hey you got a cart? Let’s go Oval Office after school!

by DeezNuts12378 April 26, 2022

Office Space It

taking any electronic device that stopped working and beating the crap out of it.

we are so going to office space the shit out of that laptop. WERE GOING TO OFFICE SPACE IT!

by Attcus July 7, 2012

office couple

Two people who work together and have sexual tension so thick that everyone can feel it. They use any excuse to flirt and chat at the office, but one or both are married to other people. It can make work functions a bit uncomfortable when the spouses attend.

I can't tell if they're just an office couple or are truly having an affair.

by Trapezeus August 10, 2017

officing around

the act of goofing off in your work setting, typically an office to many people.

dooood, stop officing around you're going to get fired!

boss: better not let me catch you guys officing around before the deadline!

by anotherdood? August 19, 2009

Office Hot

'Office Hot' can be used to describe someone who would usually be just okay or 'mid' in terms of their looks, but after being exposed to them for a long period of time they appear to be more attractive. For instance, a girl that works in the office would normally never get any second looks, but since you're with them for a long period of time they slowly become more desirable.

Ted: "Hey man, I sorta have a thing for Ashley. I'm thinking about asking her out."

Josh: "You're gonna regret that, dude. She's your coworker, she's just Office Hot."

by Absurd_Alfred August 8, 2023

office douchebag

That guy seen in almost every movie which includes some form of corporate company; that one well-dressed and successful office douchebag who is on top of the food chain.

Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"

Jim - "Hey, Sean. I was passing by the water machine yesterday and did you see Carl's attitude towards Bryce Man, he is such an office douchebag. And the way he parades around like an alpha male and smiles."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."

by AJollyGoodJester May 14, 2016

Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.

The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.

by invictus2823 April 30, 2011