glizzy overshield

a magnum condom

i need some glizzy overshields.

by anxietyslie March 20, 2024

glizzy gobbler

a man named casey doing the nasty with the presidents

“damn casey really is such a glizzy gobbler”

by fueiciqhdiw September 18, 2020

Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

Glizzy

1.a glock usually with a extended clip and/or a laser

2. a hotdog

Guy 1 : i got the glizzy on me
Guy 2 : oh lemme see
Guy 1 : *pulls out glock*
Guy 2 : I THOUGHT U MEANT A GLIZZY IM HUNGRY AF DAWG

by gg88gg88gg88gg August 22, 2020

GLIZZY

A PEEPEE

yesmy: is that a cheese stick?
val: it looks like a glizzy
gaby: what is that?
erika: peepee

by peepeed420 May 8, 2022

Reuben Glizzy

noun

1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.

He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes

by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025