pijo-su

To be desperately desired after being wrongly discarded.

"Man, I knew I should have kept that eighttrack player, I just found all my old Steve Miller band tapes. What a pijo-su".

by germy merduck May 23, 2003

U are sus

NO U

U are sus not me

by Nfgsus September 26, 2021

Sus Meister

Someone who isn’t it attempts to steal your girl but is unsuccessful

Jeff attempted to swoop but was unsuccessful so he is a Sus meister.

by Carsonsaboogerhead February 6, 2019

sus handshake

The act of putting ones semen on both of your hands and shaking hands.

person 1: "Hey, person 2! Wanna sus handshake?"
person 2: "Yeah sure!"

by Asher. June 30, 2021

suing being

A person who sues other persons or corporations because of specious transgressions.

Sally filed a lawsuit because her TV dinner caused her to waste an extra step to open the box and peeling off the plastic wrap from the food before popping the food tray into her microwave. Sally is a suing being a special class of homo sapiens.

by toohip March 8, 2023

Su moment

Similar to a bruh moment, but even bigger.

Person A: goes to starbucks for all but 5 minutes of class, coming back for the last 5 minutes
Person B: that's a su moment

by HAL989 December 14, 2019

Mihir Sus

He is a sus kid who loves doing the masterbation action on any object he wants

Oh damn hes so sus like a mihir sus.

by gwcoolkid March 7, 2022