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i don't like mondays

1. The answer Brenda Ann Spencer gave after she shot several people in a highschool in '79
2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown Rats made a song about it
2. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondays. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondayyys
by I am the sexiest man in April 25, 2007
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Broke as a Monday night hooker

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.
Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
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hoes mad monday

all the hoes are mad today.
it’s monday hoes are mad.

it’s hoes mad monday
by h.o.e.s.m.a.d September 2, 2019
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Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken is a sentence said by a cat. The song was made by avicii on the song waiting for love. Legends even say that the cat’s monday still left them broken
Cat: monday was a bad day
Other cat: yeah, MoNdAy LeFt Me BrOkEn
by MaradonaGoat July 20, 2023
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Sunday-Monday Jet Lag

When you stay up till 2 am and wake up at noon during the weekend and on sunday night you can't fall asleep till 2 because you're used to going to bed at 2 and then you wake up for school on monday with 6 hours of sleep and you're tired as shit.
Man: dude, I'm so effin' tired! I hate mondays!
Dude: Man, you got some Sunday-Monday Jet Lag
by Tiredmaninboringtown December 7, 2010
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Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken😢
JUICY ahh i was through and hoping🤧
Wednesday my aunt's arms were open🤕
Thursday waiting for love💔
by imbatukam June 8, 2023
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Monday night girl

A girl you don't introduce to your parents or your friends. She serves her purpose, sexually, maintenance fee's are real low. But she does not get top date night billing like Friday or Saturday night. She may move up higher in the rotation if she can cook bonus if she does your laundry
My Monday night girl is coming over to make me a meatloaf and blow me watching football. Hope I beat the point spread on the shop football pool
by HO- HOPR October 13, 2022
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