cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.

I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.

by 666god666 November 3, 2017

below mendoza

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.

"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."

by qalachaki January 31, 2019

Fefe Mendoza

Cannot ejaculate or talk to girls

Fefe Mendoza is so gay

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 5, 2019

Erick Mendoza

A gay Mexican kid that is really skinny and can’t pull any girl,he is also helllllaaaa short

Erick Mendoza is gay.

by Hddjlwlx May 3, 2019

Demon_Mido

The CEO Of All CEO's, The CEO Of Anime, The CEO of the Multiverse, The CEO Of Admins, The CEO Of ROBLOX, The CEO OF Weeb, The CEO Of A Bizarre Day, The CEO Of Minecraft and there is so much much more that Mido is the CEO of, there is nothing in this life he isnt the CEO of.

Demon_Mido cannot be defined, for he is the CEO Of Definition itself, no words can't describe him apart from maybe "annoying" or whatever, but other than that he cannot he Defined.

by Demon_Mido August 13, 2019

The Mendozur Complex

The mendozur complex, the act of growing to hate everything over time until nothing interests you.

She is crazy, I heard she suffers from the mendozur complex.

by FilthyWeebTrash April 13, 2020

Carolina Mendoza

A brownish-yellowish girl who is about 5'4 and wants a girlfriend. She likes to drink cranberry juice and get head in GTA from hookers. Although she is lactose intolerant she still decides to eat/drink dairy products which result in shitting on the toilet and suffering from stomach pain. Carolina has good friends like mE, so dont fuck with her or I'll eat ur ass. Moral of the story, she is gay.

Carolina Mendoza
Example of this gay faggot:
carolina: "I wAnT a GirLfriEnd WAaAaaAaH"
me: "stfu"

by ur focking dad bitch May 8, 2020