Scatological Management

A (IT) management out of business reality, leaving from past and trying to prolong it as most as possible, hardly adopting a new model, not able to keep talented people. It can be used in a larger sense for defining at all the management quality in any organization, grasping the past not being able to innovate and adopt.
- Our business model has became a "dinosaurs", cloud is hitting hard, and our scatological management is not able to adopt to a new model.
by Chibas June 25, 2013
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A fake title glorified dispatchers give themselves to feel important
Jimmy Hamlet is out Trucking Company Operations Manager... so you know what that really means
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A fake title glorified dispatchers give themselves to feel important
Jimmy Hamlet is out Trucking Company Operations Manager... so you know what that really means
by Highrail Brian May 21, 2021
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effective manager

An antipode of a good specialist.

Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.

Effective manager usually miss company's values.
1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
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A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.
According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.
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Managing Director

Covert slang for Ecstasy. From "MD", short for MDMA.
Gary always has a good time when he brings his Managing Director to the festival.
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Thx Management

It's official. What's said and done is intentional, direct and to the point. The Manager has spoken. I said what I said
Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management
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