Jared

A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.

Nobody wants to be a Jared.

by BlackPoker June 8, 2018

Jared

Flying thong

WOAH! look up its Jared

by SkyperFlux July 10, 2021

jared

he is autistic and looks like a pumpkin with a monobrow

Jared looks very autistic today and should be beaten p

by monkez November 14, 2023

JARED

Big bitch

Omg look at JARED HE IS BIG BITCH

by Prettybluemlg November 12, 2018

Jared

A natural reader and a god among men.

Yeah I know Jared them at handsome man he helped me read in college.

by Ravenhat June 14, 2021

Jared

Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol

That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared

by Brian Beegly November 9, 2019

Jared daniels

Someone who is a good friend and loyal

(Guy 1) Mans is a G, he always here for me
(Guy 2) he a jared daniels

by Hockeyeurs February 10, 2020