Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

Jan

Jan
Jan is the guy who you would want to spend new years with if you want to climax your last day of the year.

Wow, I could really use a Jan right now lmao

by Wtfisthislmaoooo December 28, 2021

Jan

Jan is the most gorgeous person ever. She was on season 12 of Rupauls drag race and should have won, but Rupaul didn’t acknowledge her talents. Jan is so beautiful and kind and will always put a smile on your face. Go followed her Instagram @janjanjan

“Oh wow that person is so gorgeous beautiful and kind”
“Oh really? They must be like Jan”

by Ihatefatuglywhales November 14, 2020

Jan

In Armenian, Jan is very commonly used when referring to a loved one or even someone who you admire in general. Can also be said AFTER the person’s real name. If the Armenian mom of your friend calls you this, it means you are loved, welcomed, and sometimes even seen as family.

(These would normally be in Armenian)
David: “Mom!”
David’s mom: “yes, Jan?”

Or

David’s mom: “David Jan, please do the dishes”
David: “Ok, after this round”

by Yezzir yezzir November 29, 2020

Jan 1st

National play Minecraft with your friends day.

S: Hey wanna play Minecraft?

V: No.

S: But its Jan 1st

V: OHHHH!

by allFactsNoLies January 1, 2021

Jan 22nd

National f*ck your bestfriend day. Ever liked them but too scared to ask them? Well here’s your chance ;)

Friend: guess what day it is?
Scary friend: Jan 22nd ?
Friend: yeah but-
Scary friend: no.

by Barkbakrbakrbakr January 22, 2021

Jan 29th

Slap you're besties the hole day

on jan 29th i slapped my bestie

by JustJessii January 28, 2021