Jake

Simp

“Damn Jake, why you simpin so hard?”

by Jakeisasimp123 February 19, 2020

Jake

A Jake is someone special and a person who is just so incredibly awesome, his smile is just so cute but his talent for footy is just amazing. Jake is someone who is just so caring and kind towards anyone and everyone he meets. His eyes are always sparkling in the sunlight which is pretty damn cute too. He is very handsome.If you find a Jake make sure you never loose him, he sure is someone you should keep close to the heart, never regret having a Jake in your life he definitely is special in absolutely every way.

"Jake good luck for you footy game tomorrow!"

by ecarg13 June 8, 2018

Jake

Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.

Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.

by PathLessTraveled August 1, 2018

Jake

Gay and hates life also bad at fortnite

Jake is the most gayest person I know

by Jakeyboy320 October 16, 2018

Jake

A gay boy with no friends

Jake is so gay.

by Conricly June 11, 2018

Jake

Jake: the act of saying something obvious

Adam you’re such a Jake

by esplash30 January 2, 2019

jake

the word (name) jake stands for (or is equal) to white and anorexic

“aye did u see jake, that boy is the whitest and skinniest boy i’ve ever seen i swear if u put him in front of a white broad, u wouldn’t be able to see him, even is he turns to the side i can see that kid😭😭!”

by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018