I want next

Phrase used to ask a girl to smash

I want next with her

by Mattyicey04 September 22, 2022

I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.

Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

I want to die

Dont die because reasons

Person one: i want to die
Person two: ok

by I just saved you December 14, 2022

All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023