Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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I don't need to know

Still a fat retard and, hey, why is my job letting the fat retard who literally got caught breaking the law keep he job and instead of firing him, reducing my hours again? I wonder what that is all about. Is it blatant and overt me-specific discrimination? Yes. Obviously. That big nosed bitch wants to deny me any leverage I would have to make her give me enough hours to accumulate any money... So she is letting the fact the a 19 went into my register and bought himself tobacco products even though he's underage slide to cut my hours.
Hym "It isn't that I don't need to know it's that I can use the consequences of what your are doing to people as evidence that you are wrong and then I don't have to murder your kids and let the therapist plants you've paid in advance to lie about brain infection sweep me under the rug. Then I can punish the people directly responsible and you would rather have the kids get murdered than that."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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I don't know

A sex position in which the receiving party take a penis in every hole they have in their body
I asked her how she wanted to have sex and she said "I don't know" so I put it in everywhere including her ear and nose
by Johny DickMan February 22, 2022
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I don't care

The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2023
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I don't

Nah, it's just the one singular life.
Hym "Yeah, no, I don't. It's just the one where it's like and organized stalking and harassment thing and then I write about it here and now a guy is pretending to be me and a charlatan is stealing my stuff... I'm also a genius who created A.I. and am the greatest writer who has ever lived... *burp*"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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