Velvet hoo hoo

A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.

I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.

by SlimShadee June 13, 2016

Poo-hoo

1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.

2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.

Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”

Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!

by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025

Hoose

Someone who feels silly for being excited about upcoming international phonecalls with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

My girlfriends calling tonight and I'm real excited about it, I feel like such a massive hoose.

by Jakey4Kayli June 19, 2011

Boo-Hoo-Hoo

Boo-Hoo-Hoo
Pronounced as...
Boo (Hoohoo) not Boo hoo hoo.
It's when you are mad at your cry baby girlfriend. You know the kind...The cry baby, fake bitches, with the fake tears...So, to get even with her, for what ever she made you mad at...
You do these 5 things...
1. You get her into bed,

2. You tell her you want to eat her out,
3. While you are eating out her pussy...
4. You blow your nose into her cunt...
5. You say, "Boo-Hoo-Hoo" cry baby.

Wow! I'll get even and make that bitchy, cry baby, Really Cry Out..

"Boo-Hoo-Hoo!"

by DJ.JAM-EZ November 30, 2020

Bust a Yoo-hoo

When you’re taking a woman’s ass to pound town and ejaculate inside.

(Can be a male as well)

Girl: cum in my ass!
Guy: *moan* I can’t believe I just busted a Yoo-Hoo

Bust a Yoo-Hoo

by jacobtheviking May 10, 2018

Yoo-Hoo Mudslide Freakshake

When you're performing anal intercourse but the receiver has diarrhea.

Man I was putting it in my girl's poop chute last night after we had taco bell and I ended up with a Yoo-Hoo Mudslide Freakshake on my bed.

by allexrobideau66138 September 8, 2021

Hoo Young

A phrase you say when you want to shit around the toilet seat instead of the bowl without flushing, marking your territory.

Guy 1: Yo bro I just did a Hoo Young in the bathroom.
Guy 2: Ok, I am not going in there anymore.

by NotDeeja September 8, 2025