noun
1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.
2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.
2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025
Get the Reuben Glizzymug. by LilSkimmyB January 4, 2023
Get the Glizzy Eyesmug. 1. Slang for a hotdog, usually with sexual connotation referring to a penis
2. Rap/Hood slang for a pistol, usually being made by Glock
2. Rap/Hood slang for a pistol, usually being made by Glock
by MLKY Way March 26, 2024
Get the Glizzymug. by ConservativeRedwaves August 14, 2023
Get the Glizzymug. Drizzy's Glizzy, also known as Drake's Snake, is one of the largest penises in existence! I thought he had a 2 millimeter defeater, but HOLY SHIT! That thing must be at least 7 inches!
Tyrone: Have you seen Drizzy's Glizzy?
Mason: No.
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Mason: No.
Tyrone: You gotta check that shit out, that dick is MASSIVE!
by Drake_is_gay March 5, 2024
Get the Drizzy's Glizzymug.