The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.
I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.
by acs35 February 26, 2024
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Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
Get the Girlfriend tax mug.Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
by epqb May 19, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Island mug.Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
by jay gee May 21, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Island mug.Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Tax mug.When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro
Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)
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