Textmaster General

A person who is clearly observed to be the queen (or king) of texting and while also being in full denial of said texting habits.

Sarah, the Textmaster General, completely missed her bustop because she was involved with her phone and she would become angry about the reasons why later on if you bugged her about it.

by Language Arts Legend May 17, 2009

hold hands with the general

to give a handjob

She liked him so much she decided to hold hands with the general.

by saqua August 14, 2013

Five Star General

Someone who has had homosexual sex with a member from all five branches of the US Military. Can be all at once or individually.
The homosexual equivalent of The Pentagon

"he's been hanging out at all the military bars. He's going to become a Five Star General pretty soon"

by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020

general jokes

jokes that are general

'this is general jokes man'

by Munsif September 8, 2003

The General

Another term for an angry bowel movement.

"Dude, the General's being a complete asshole today."

by Merick September 5, 2007

General Lee

I made this one up with my friends. It is the act of giving somebody a BJ while having a load of shit in your mouth.

P.S. dont do this

"hey baby, I left a load in the lou, you wanna use it for a General Lee?"

"sure honey, id love to put shit in my mouth, especially your shit."

(two days later the FBI stormed the house and found a dead woman who had supposedly choked on poop)

by Gen. Lee Thomas McCrackin March 29, 2005

general lime

Cockney slang for time.

"Whats the general lime?"

by H Saggar June 21, 2006