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gabblejacking 

A circle of men pleasuring each other sexual with hands, whilst simultaneously maintaining casual conversation.
Hey Tom. John, myself and a few other co workers were totally gabblejacking about the days earnings
gabblejacking by swamptemle January 1, 2015
The name may be based off of a angel but he is a DEVILLLLLL. HE IS A STUPID DUMMY. He is so fat. Periodt
Gabriel is dumb
Gabriel by Uglygayman July 4, 2019
And utter degenerate scumbag that causes nothing but pain to others and feels no remorse,Gabriel is also ugly as fuck and thinks he has friends but they are just too nice to say no. Gabriel will attempt illegal drugs later in life and or become an alcoholic.
Gabe:hey man can u buy me this car game me and my dad will play it a lot!
Random guy:sure will u pay me back next week?
Gabe: yeah trust man trust
Random guy: u understand that if u don’t pay me back next week you’ll have to pay me back double.
Gabriel : yeah got it.

The next week
Random guy:Hey man got my money?
Gabriel :what money

Random guy: excuse me? U owe me I bought u that car game!
Gabriel :no u didn’t.
Gabriel by A marsic May 28, 2018
That one kid who thinks he is good at everything but gets his ass roasted by all of his friends. He is chill and smart but slacks off once in a while. Sometimes he is mean because he acts really stupid sometimes.
Gabriel is beast
Gabriel by Gabeiszcel November 15, 2016
he is the ugliest person you will ever meet hes not funny hes really stupid you should never talk to him he is just the worst never try to be his friend everything about him is wrong he is the worst person ever
you're acting and look like a gabriel
Gabriel by nick eh 30 June 6, 2018
Gabriel, some times called Gabe, is a jerk. A huge douche and often steals all of the ladies. Even a small smile of his will make a girl swoon. He's also very, very gay and has no brain.

Hes rude to each and every guy that may be a threat to his girl(s) because he will always cheat and he will blackmail you if you find out.

Gabe is a huge man whore too
Girl 1: Omg have you seen Gabriel!? He smiled at me!
Girl 2: You have a boyfriend, stop swooning
Girl 1: So do you! And he went down on you in the storage closet last week.
Girl 2: Best day of my life

Girl 1: He wants to meet me later. Alone.

Gabe: Heyyyyy, Girl 2 ;)
Girl 2: Hey
Gabe goes down on her like a fuckboy
Gabriel by Penoxie October 24, 2018