1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. A mixture between a retard and a fuckwit, but slightly worse than either.
An ultimate word of contempt.
An ultimate word of contempt.
Did you see that bloke on X Factor the other night?
What the one juggling fish? Yeh, he was an idiot.
Idiot? He was a out and out fucktard.
What the one juggling fish? Yeh, he was an idiot.
Idiot? He was a out and out fucktard.
by uygbuy August 18, 2010
Get the Fucktardmug. a person that is so incredibly high, they are incapable of thinking. They are annoying to everyone around them and refuse to listen to what people say.
Toad: Don't pour that gasoline on the fire
John: *pours it anyways*
Toad: god dammit you're a fucktard
John: *pours it anyways*
Toad: god dammit you're a fucktard
by Big R #1 January 9, 2011
Get the fucktardmug. by xxelflloyd July 27, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. 
Get the fucktardmug. The employee at the mental hospital is a fucktard.
by MzSwan6969 July 6, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. by beastly shiz February 23, 2009
Get the fucktardmug.