Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 18, 2018

Floppy

The definition of slime

Slime is floppy

by y u looking at my name??? December 23, 2022

Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 January 29, 2017

Floppy Drived

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.

We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.

by tedmosbysexarchitect December 27, 2021

floppy dragon dick

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way

My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed

by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017

Floppy Fish

a dance that you do on the floor where it looks like you're having a seizure. It's basically the worm on your side, but without jumping up and down.

Man 1: Hey do you know how to do the Floppy Fish?
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure

by urmumizgae December 6, 2018