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Flexsexual

Flexsexual is a person who gets attracted to massive flexes on the internet
For example nux is a flexsexual
by Hentai protagonist July 14, 2020
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Flexsexual

Flexsexual is a person who is attracted to massive flexes on the internet
For example - daddy nuxenor is a Flexsexual
by Hentai protagonist July 14, 2020
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flesh burrito

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.
by Farmer J May 4, 2020
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Flexsexual

People that feel attracted to flexing in any form or way, be it in a sexual way or not.
Someone: *flexes*

Flexsexual: *moans*

Someone: Wtf was that?

Flexsexual: Sorry, I'm flexsexual.
by JustTomi August 11, 2020
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fleshfast

When one is rudely woken in early morning hours by insects burrowing, chomping and squiggling under the skin eating Fleshfast.
She wanted to sharpen each claw of her back scratcher to fine razor-edged points and scratch the unkind burrowing insects out of her abdomen, breast and nipple. It was the beginning of their day as they searched for some juicy new flesh to eat. Their morning activities rudely woke her at 12:47am, as they began to squiggle & chomp their way through her body, looking for some tasty fleshfast. Bad little hungry nocturnal burrowing beasties!
by BonnsterMonster October 14, 2020
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flesh fridge in the kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that keeps your fresh produce chilled, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten cheese...

Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh fridge in the kitchen...
by alsonotmykoandsyd January 6, 2021
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Flesh Bridge in the Kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...
by notsydandmyko January 6, 2021
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