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twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game
Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.
by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025
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Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.
"I swear the lights flickered when she said that. Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, how can you play Calab's flute?"
by Calabo May 7, 2025
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Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.
"I swear the lights flickered when she said that: Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, you're playing Calab's flute like a pro"
by Calabo May 7, 2025
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Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.
At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.
by LazySGT May 14, 2025
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