ethan is the basic white guy. the guys who’s parents must of not cared too much for his arrival to just slap a basic two syllable-boring ass name on him. he is the kinda guy that gives off that gay vibe and believes he could be a soundcloud rapper with his walmart version of “fire” lyrics. he just a goon. pray for this nigga dawg.
homie: Yo dawg you just get your ass beat by ethan?!
homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!
homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by Lolololololopo February 26, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan looked up his bane to find a funny definition well here’s you funny definition
You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.
You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.
by Just a lil girl with a huge... May 27, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. An Ethan is someone who slates women because he can’t get one. He is easily spotable due to being a massive virgin. When in groups, Ethan grown in strength becoming an increasingly large narcissistic nobhead. Stay safe, avoid Ethan’s.
by Chocolatexoxostevexoxololly March 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a great guy with fantastic friends who seems innocent and kind but in reality has hundreds of women begging for his huge cock.
by Accuratenames1 February 7, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. 
Get the Ethanmug.