To be the steeziest guy in the entire world. Actually unbelievable. Makes the best burgers in town. Wakes up with at least 20 or more ladies in his bed a morning. Is a fantastic photographer. Never has a clean he-ba-roo (car). Often is found sleeping on a porch without blankets. Most commonly seen with a backwards hat and a certain amount of beard length. Eli also shreds the gnar, gnar, pow. pow.
"wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?" - Eli
"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy
"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli
"wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?" - Eli
"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy
"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli
"But seriously dude...can i become as cool as you?"- rob
"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.
"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.
by princesslea24 February 01, 2008
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When you suck dick like REALLY hard, and if you choke then you just keep going. You don’t stop even when there’s cum, you just swallow and keep going. Basically your sucking dick like your mouth is a black hole
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Eli’s are typically very annoying and unfunny. Lacking humor runs in the genes of the name, and they 9 times out of 10 have the smallest dick you will ever see. Fuck you, Eli
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