Gielington's Disease

A disease that starts out mild, but ends with the victim speaking only in internet memes.

Troy was diagnosed with Gielington's Disease, that's why we can't take him seriously.

by topeka999 May 15, 2016

fortnut diseases

when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.

i have fortnut diseases.

by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018

BS Disease

Short for Boring Site Disease. When a website is so incredibly boring that it has the ability to infect people reading the website. Symptoms may include: drowsiness, inability to focus, zombie-like behavior, yawning, and an intense need to show everyone how boring it is.

My boss updated our site today. I think it has BS disease because I saw everyone passed out at their desks after we were all told to read the new content.

by PullARabbitOut April 19, 2017

The Mia Disease

When you constantly fuck up on your grammar multiple times a day but try to play it off trying to prevent someone from noticing your failure, highly contagious and rather dangerous.

The Mia disease affected all the children of Discord and now they can't even spell things properly.

by Senor.Something August 9, 2019

Peckins Disease

A disease, most commonly found in skinny women, where they consume very small amounts food by pecking at it.

Similar, in nature, as to how a bird would peck at bird seed.

My wife never finishes her chicken tenders, and I believe it is because she has peckins disease.

by WildcatFan92 July 29, 2021

Gamer disease

When your pp is small amd non epic

"Yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 17, 2020

Tihms Disease

Having to constantly urinate every 15 minutes due to a combination of over-hydration and a small “baby-bladder”.

Can we stop at this place really quick? I have to pee….again….thanks Tihms Disease!

by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021