Hoop dancer

A person who wraps twizzlers around testicles and sucks them.

Gurl if Wesley play his cards right ima be a hoop dancer!!

by Yuotew July 6, 2016

Ball Dander

Small particles of scrotum skin, boogers, pubes and disgusting what not that accumulates in your workplace shared keyboard, desk/desk drawer. It also resides on the computer mouse and floor under your workstation due to gravity and people that grope and fidget with their nuts a lot while at work.

" Dude dont eat that Dorito you just dropped on the floor! It's caked with ball dander!!!

by Jack Finhorn October 4, 2018

Slanger danger

Other word for a long limp dick

I got a fucking slanger danger

by Imperdible November 6, 2018

disco dancer

usually a guy you've known for a short period of time (however, they may even be in your main squad) who claims to be and for the most-part appears to be 100% heterosexual. but every so often, he'll inexplicably make highly detailed remarks about beautiful men, or perhaps their luscious head of hair or give you a detailed treatise on why their style sense 'works'

"you know Bruce, I'm thinking Joey there might be quite a bit more of a disco dancer than we first thought"

by DirtyFilthyNastyPerv January 30, 2019

jersey dancer

A jersey dancer is a person like someone on TikTok or Dubsmash and they do stuff like sexy walk and buck and so on

I’m doing pretty good not to be a Jersey dancer!

by Okur February 19, 2019

Morris dancer

A Morris dancer could be a local person who dances with bells and wooden sticks with roots in the pagan past .........or
A full on retard who makes a complete butt munch of themselves in a most elaborate and public way with as much fanfare as they can muster whilst completely in the belief they are truly awesome in the eyes of others .

Individual wearing jean so low as to show their underwear in public whilst walking down the street obviously thinking they are from da hood but looking so stupid
This would be a Morris Dancer

by Trentbridge Troll May 20, 2019

Dick dancer

A woman who goes, or dances, from dick to dick with no concern for future consequence.

The mother from Mama Mia was a dick dancer! THREE men could be her daughter's father!

by xshinysparklex April 26, 2020