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lookin crusty

damn bro you got the new jordans? you be lookin crusty as fuck.

holy fuck that gucci jacket lookin crusty, where you get it.
by Bigtytinkus November 2, 2021
mugGet the lookin crustymug.

Colgate Crusties

That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube
Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties
by Cheez-Its2007 April 13, 2021
mugGet the Colgate Crustiesmug.

Crusty Gers

Noun Informal

Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep
'Here, was old man Kelly here last night?'

-'Don't think so man, why?'

'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'
by GersCrustInYourEyes October 30, 2013
mugGet the Crusty Gersmug.

Crusty Kumquat

When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.
Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!
by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011
mugGet the Crusty Kumquatmug.

Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.
Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."
by McCalzone September 3, 2020
mugGet the Crusty pancakemug.

crusty venture

A sexual act when you ejaculate on a woman’s vagina, let it dry and crust over, then proceed too eat her out when the semen has dried
Babe wanna have a crusty venture?
by CrustiBoi February 22, 2022
mugGet the crusty venturemug.

Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.
That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.
by 816Jerm January 3, 2017
mugGet the Crusty petemug.

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