Capitan Crunch

When Johnny Depp punches Amber Heard in the skull.

Hey man what do you call Capitan crunch? Its when Johnny Depp punches Amber heard in the skull.

by Bunger? July 13, 2023

Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.

guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good

by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020

Crunch

Crunch is used when someone looks good or is attractive. Crunch as in you could just eat them up.

"He's so crunchy." "Do you know who S.coups is? He's crunch."

by Pankakes_18 June 12, 2023

crunch

verb --- to diminish or compromise someone's projected ideal.

Man, you just crunched the point I was talking about!

What? ... Are you trying to crunch our entire platform?

by stilldajoker September 29, 2021

Crunch

Plural form for a group of scarabs aka June bugs;

A crunch of June bugs is like a murder of crows or a barrel of monkeys or a tower of giraffes

by Bambi barrister June 30, 2022

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

Crunch

I wanna fuck you till u passout

i wanna crunch you

by Tyrxne.2x May 26, 2023