Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.

You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.

by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025

Danish Crown

When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.

Yeah mate, total accident, I gave him a sticky Danish Crown

by Danish Bloke September 6, 2022