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Comment Simper

A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.
A man posted a comment called "date me m*mmy". what a Comment Simper
by Figro May 14, 2023
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Mean comments

Why should people NOT leave this? IT TALE THE SAME ABOUT OF TIME TO LEAVE A MEAN COMMENT AS IT DOES TO LEAVE A NICE ONE FUCK-FACE.
A bitch "Why are you leaving mean comments on my thing!? I'm not mean!"

Hym "Welp... I see here that you have a bunch of NICE comments that are telling you that you are smart and/or correct and you are neither smart NOR correct. You're just mad that I'm disrupting the sound of your sycophantic little echo chambers, you sorry fuck. You don't like getting berated for being stupid and wrong then stop doing it! And your dad is a faggot."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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When a someone posts something thinking it’s based, when it is infact widely accepted, non-controversial, and has no one arguing in the comments.

High like low comment ratio, implies that the poster may possibly not be a human but instead is infact an automated bot account, or a human with NPC like tendencies which can fool people into presuming it’s a bot.

This usually requires highly tribalistic & partisan behavior. Meaning there may not be anything critical or based with that account’s other posts. This is specially true if that account has repeated occurrences.

There is a direct correlation between posting controversial matter and getting many comments.
Generic Dude: “Fuck Trump
4,300 likes and 11 comments.

12th Reply: High Like, Low comment ratio
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One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.
idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator
by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009
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Negative Comment

Anything that is said in a grumbling/depressing tone that will in fact hurt raid morale.
Wow redacted raiders name really keeps at it with the negative comments, "Whats the point", "Can we call the raid here".
by Casvartro June 27, 2023
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gorilla comments

To comment on facebook then after people have had time to read/respond delete it.
1) dude where did his comment go?
2) i think it was just some gorilla comments
by YOBYEH October 2, 2011
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comment buddy

The people who posts selfies of themselves and then their friends and stalkers posts emoji's expressing her beauty and posts stuff like "HOT" and shit. This mainly happens to teenagers that are girls.
John: Wow, Sarah has a lot of comments on Instagram.
Joe: Yeah, comment buddys.
John: Mhm.
by how2pee May 11, 2016
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