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christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
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Christopher Ortiz

Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".
Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz
by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021
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Christopher Onfroy

Giga Chad boxer who is better than you in everything. He also benches 225 and is better than you.
Christopher Onfroy is a giga chad amazing human being
by Christopher Onfroy July 26, 2021
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Christopher

Christopher is a black gay male
"Christopher! You are the most gay person I know!"
by gorillasinatree November 28, 2021
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Christopher Rogers

There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
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Christopher moment

That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.
Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh
by JvariousButter September 18, 2021
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