Chris

The Ultimate Sidekick.

" Don't make me call in The Chris, he will totally go Debbie on your cracker ass "

by gothic_clown December 20, 2016

CHRIS

HE IS SO FUCKING GAY AND LIKES BOYS AND LIKES THEIR BALLS ALL NIGHT

Sam: OMG CHRIS is so fucking GAY

by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019

Chris

Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you

for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl

Wow that guy is a Chris.
Person number two: ya he sucks

by YEEELax November 28, 2018

Chris

Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris

Your a Chris you gay asshole

by Mario Balls February 21, 2019

Chris

The saltiest fruitiest person you will ever meet. A man who usually has a very small penis

Chrisis a real Mr.Buzzkillington.

by Mr. Moyer April 18, 2018

Chris

A toxic fuck stick who plays Blackbeard in high plat

Look at Chris being toxic, playing Blackbeard in plat what a shit

by Venixzzy October 11, 2018

Chris

If he's a wrestler he's most likely hot especially if he's from California, if he'll not a wrestler then he's most likely a stoner or a little shit

Chris is a real badass. Or Chris is a little dipshit.

by Everyone's favorite mat rat April 3, 2017