Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.

I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.

by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025

Reverse Calamari Sandwich

When a guy called skwid imprints on his Bella muerte, makes an “anatomically correct” anime clone and they give her the ‘ol Double Stuf

Skwid: *snaps second cock off* REVERSE CALAMARI SANDWICH, LETS GOOOO!

by Sir-skwid January 26, 2026