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bum fry

A French fry that falls out of its container and onto the bottom of a paper take-out bag. Sometimes found in twos, other times found in large groups with other bum fries creating a greasy bottom. Bum fries are in no-man’s land, hence are up for grabs by any party that shares the same take-out bag.
Friend 1: “Hey! Stop eating the fries from the bag, those fell out of my box!”
Friend 2: “Nah man, that’s just a Bum Fry!”
by PerfectParadox January 18, 2018
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Bum Question

A fart with an upwards inflection. When you fart with an upard inflection your fart is actualy asking you, or those arond you, a question and should be listened to.
*Upward inflected fart*
Man:"Oh, My bum just asked if you like the smell of other peoples poop?"
Woman in lift:"In answer to your bum question, The smell makes me horny."
by Vaganus October 14, 2010
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Bum-Bailiff

One who engages in anal sex.
My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.

Carl is a bum-bailiff.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
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Mini-bum

What a hairy mini-bum, or I'm gonna plow that mini-bum.
by Bilski May 25, 2018
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Dunton Bum

The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating
Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.
by Twitters March 18, 2009
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Stub in the bum

This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.
Brooklyn: Wanna go ride bikes today?
Dave: Nah sorry, going to go Stub in the Bum instead
by Euan Haines December 29, 2020
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Bum Poop

Human-like feces found on the sidewalks of urban regions. Typically in areas with an excessive amount of homeless folk.
I skateboarded over some bum poop today...and now my wheels are all crusty.
by Cornelius Dickilus April 12, 2009
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