twelve and a bucket

Extremely large male genitalia, i.e. a 12-inch-long dick with a bucket-sized scrotum.

Rock: Bessy, you can't handle me.
Bessy: I damn well could, what are you packing?
Rock: Twelve and a bucket.
Bessy: (Prodding Rock's crotch with foot) Oh my!

by The Bogeyman October 28, 2013

B Buckets

He is a bucket no matter the weather.

B buckets is B Buckets

by Jung-Woo March 5, 2021

Nantucket Bucket

When you catch a fresh fish from the sea, stick it in a bucket full of salt water, then use the slime from the fish as lube.

Hey what special items do you use for sex? I use the Nantucket Bucket to help get my dick in.

by The Great Zambino March 12, 2017

Gravy Bucket

A euphemism for vagina created primarily to name lady parts in historical romance novels.

Lavender Brinley quivered in anticipation as Barnabus thrust his throbbing member deep into her hot, wet, pulsating gravy bucket.

by The Disgusting Romantic June 10, 2013

Disease Bucket

A person who frequently and commonly contracts diseases. Like a cold, or STDs.

Tori: I have a cold.
Sarah: Again? God, you're such a disease bucket!

by icebomb April 30, 2009

ass bucket

general term for a dense, loud, overbearing or generally stupid person.

When Whitney drinks too much whiskey, she acts like a real ass bucket.

by Jim Ally July 11, 2006

bucket of chum

A bucket of rotten fish that smells pretty bad and looks pretty nasty. This is usually used to tell how little something means to someone, or how bad something is.

"(name), you don't amount to a bucket of chum."

or

"Dude, the test we took today made me feel like a bucket of chum."

by El Polo Loco April 26, 2007