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Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
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Brazilian bear trap

Inviting a person to sit upon one’s lap, only to move one’s legs out of the way, making the other person sit on one’s genitals
Yesterday I tricked Alex into sitting on my balls with a Brazilian bear trap
by Qwsdfvbni June 23, 2023
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Brazilian Tootsie Roll

When a male inserts his big toe into a woman’s anus, pulls it out and let’s her lick his big toe.
“I heard Jennifer’s into Brazilian Tootsie Rolls; must be a freak”
by DeepFriedAss October 7, 2020
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Brazilian Piñata

When you hang a bitch from the ceiling and smack her with your dick.
Albert gave his bitch the Brazilian piñata.
by Theoregonslayer2003 January 2, 2020
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Brazilian Spiderman

An unknown sex act typically referenced to imply the utter depravity of the participants involved, may be somehow related to the Spider Money Shot
"Oh man, last night things got so crazy, we even tried the Brazilian Spiderman, needless to say, I she'll be walking funny for a while."
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Brazilian deathbed

When you're on you're on the receiving end of death and a Brazilian waxing and the spouse eats your ass
Yeah I heard marth got a Brazilian deathbed as her dying wish.
by NatasSenpai November 1, 2023
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Brazilian swiffer

When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer
I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.
by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016
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