by Handle what’s mine December 07, 2017
by thebatmanz March 05, 2015
When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer
I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.
by Chewi and Obi February 01, 2016
When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 May 14, 2012
I tried to design the Embraer autopilot but I went to this Brazilian Kegger and said fuck it’s good enough.
Do you remember that Brazilian Kegger? Fuck no I was so gone I don’t even remember getting invited!
Do you remember that Brazilian Kegger? Fuck no I was so gone I don’t even remember getting invited!
by Captkoolbrazilian September 13, 2021
You grab a cigarette and smoke it. When you are fucking someone, cum inside first. Use that cigarette in their ass to burn the inside. After that, the person who was cummed in has to fart, creating a large fire-typed explosion in their asshole.
by Gooning Poopoo head February 12, 2025
A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.
“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”
“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023