Perfect-guy-bmw

The ultimate perfect guy. Might ignore your messages and tell you to "FUCK OFF!", but you love him anyway.

Narnia: Perfect-guy-bmw still hasn't replied

by Yermy Battled Warter July 1, 2019

Dikke BMW

Een 'dikke BWM' is een grote BMW die alleen gestopt kan worden door mensen die nog dikker zijn dan de dikke BMW. Mocht een eigenaar van een dikke BMW ooit in zo'n situatie terecht komen, bel dan naar het ministerie van binnenlandse zaken.

Dikke BMW jongens! Dikke BMW!! Waaaah, waaahhh, waahhhh!

by Oranje November 13, 2015

Anti-bmw bmw club

A group of bmw owners that hate other bmw owners and keep buying bmws.

Do you think the guys in anti-bmw bmw club will like my flagship?

Is it ruthless?

by Mister Slav October 27, 2021

The Used BMW Conspiracy

A concept existing within the used car market on the basis that online ads for BMWs priced at or below fair market value are actually fake ads and the specific car detailed within each individual ad cannot be bought or even viewed.

“I replied to 11 different ads for a BMW E39, but the only ones who responded are the ones who are asking way too much. I feel like I may be a victim of The Used BMW Conspiracy”

“Why would you want an E39 when my buddy could hook you up with a sweet lease on a 330i?”

by TheCarDudeA8 April 24, 2020

2005 BMW M3 GTR NFS Legends Edition

A car from the popular Need For Speed franchise and a LeMans type racer. Appeared first in 2005's Need For Speed Most Wanted then reappeared in other NFS games. Some people (like me) use the car's name as a way to not caring about the topic your friends or someone is leading,

Example 1
Person 1: "bro what is your favourite car from a video game"
Person 2: "2005 BMW M3 GTR NFS Legends Edition"

Example 2
Person 1: "so i like this movie its cool and stuff"
Person 2: "2005 BMW M3 GTR NFS Legends Edition"
Person 1: "well screw you"

by EthGoesBOOM567 April 15, 2021

anti-bmw bmw club

A bunch of crypto bros that think they know more about used 200k+ miles 1990 "flagship BMW cars" than your average gopnik adidas slavic sweaty dude but end up looking like a group of otaku dudes sniffing dark gothic anime girl feet.

- Hey I saw you bought a fake baged BMW be careful about the anti-bmw bmw club they are going to make a post making fun about you.
- Don't worry, I don't give a fuck about what those sweaty ass broke crypto bros think about my purchases
- Awesome, its your money bro.

by Dr Mau July 9, 2021

Aliosa Bmw

Aliosa bmw e prietenul meu bun care mar vinde pe o sticla de vin sau pe un pschet de tigari

Eu: Asa imi este a fuma
Alex: Tu esti concenii?
Aliosa Bmw ma iub

by andrei2hot July 18, 2022