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Australian Motorboat 

When you're performing cunnilingus on a woman and you blow into pussy lips like a trumpet, causing the lips to flap
Your mother's pussy lips are stretched after all the Australian Motorboats she's gotten

australian plague 

After a group of teens comes back from a music trip to Australia, they all seem to be dying and so jet lag. Will they survive? Is it the end of the world as we know it? Find out next time on Finding the Kardashians
We’re all dying and must have the Australian plague

australian protein shake 

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.
Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.

Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”
She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.

Australian Curb Stomp 

One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.

Australian sweatsuit 

When you cover yourself or someone else in fur then sit in the south Texas heat
Let’s get that fucker and give him an Australian sweatsuit