Plays badass 2nd base for the Texas Rangers. Has a new daughter named Rian. He wears short pants and acts like a child. He is sometimes gleeked by his equally sexy teammates.
Ian Kinsler is the hottest 2nd baseman in all of baseball.
Ian Kinsler is better than Dustin Pedroia.
Ian Kinsler is better than Dustin Pedroia.
by TessK July 9, 2009
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Nah, it’s Ian Hogan. He’s cap.
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