Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Animal abuse

When someone is beating you up

He is hitting me so he is causing animal abuse

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Retardation Abuse

When someone makes fun of a retarded person.

Stop saying that, its retardation abuse.

by Duhduhs May 5, 2023

Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)

Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..

by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023

mutually abusive relationship

A relationship that is based on unhealthy conflict.

Have you heard of Johnny and Amber’s mutually abusive relationship? Those two love bickering and fighting all the time but both of them seem to love that aspect of it.

by Jsonbourne May 13, 2023

Rude or abusive

Any content or behavior that a reasonable person would find inappropriate for respectful discourse

Person 1: 'You're fat!'
Person 2: 'No, that's rude or abusive'

by Some rando out there August 26, 2023

Dumbasstic abuse

Similar to domestic abuse, but where the person being abused or beaten is literally asking for it, then acting like the victim when they get what they were asking for.

I know Chris Brown may have been overly aggressive, but nobody can argue for the victim of dumbasstic abuse, they were literally asking for it by swinging first

by YungGrassSmokah February 16, 2020