by Iamnotagod January 3, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a creepy guy so be careful approaching one. Personalities on Michaels can differ from a homosexual to a future psychopath. If you are in a relationship with a Michael or know one, keep a distance or find out there back story. You never know what there actions can lead to. If your miss or mr popular, take a massive step back from michaels for they can drag your reputation down faster than you can ran away from a Michael when he chases you home.
Bella: oh my god heather! A Michael just stole my money and squirting his face puss all over my arms!
Heather: I told you to stay away from michaels...
Heather: I told you to stay away from michaels...
by HeatherT March 5, 2014
Get the Michaelmug. by immacreeper123 June 24, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. A king fuckboy somebody who likes to cheat on a lot of girls and have sex woth ugly ass bitches nobody likes him he's a bag a shit and likes dick in his mouth and up his ass
by Person199 April 15, 2017
Get the Michaelmug. He's a selfish asshole who thinks the world revolves around him. He only cares about sex. But he has a great sense of humor.
by Jenna Bryant January 31, 2017
Get the michaelmug. A lazy meth monkey that does nothing but stay in his room and plays video games all day oblivious to what's going on around him. Has random whores bring him beer and dope in exchange for a shower or load of laundry and just waits for the 1st of the month to get his welfare so he can act like he's a real man with a paycheck, and not just a dead beat Michael
"My girl just had our baby and you can bet I will never be a Michael"
"I bet you Michael still lives at home with his mama"
"I will sell my own ass before I turn into a Michael"
"I bet you Michael still lives at home with his mama"
"I will sell my own ass before I turn into a Michael"
by NoPo503 May 27, 2017
Get the Michaelmug.