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French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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BIG BAD BISEXUAL BRAD

His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.
Hey look! It’s big bad bisexual Brad at the spa!! Getting manipeddis
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Brad

Brad usually isn't a good guy. When he is younger he might be okay, but once he hits the adult years it's not okay. Brad is a fat drug addict that lives with his parents. The last thing you want to do is have any type of relationship with him. He is untrustworthy and disrespectful. Brad will spill all of your deepest darkest secrets to everyone. He isn't a nice person, and constantly tried to prove he is better than you. A Brad will become a drug addict and or an alcoholic. He lives with his parents because he is to lazy to get a job. Brad will try to get a job, but if he ever even gets one he will get fired. It is usually because he came into work drunk or isn't coming to work at all.
"Did you see Brad this morning at church?"
"Yeah he was wasted. Since when does he even go to church."
"Since his mom said if he doesn't go she is kicking him out of the house."
"Oh right. Still can't the forty year old man still lives with his parents."
by Ya Girl Hates Brad May 19, 2019
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Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.
by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022
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Brad

An insult describing someone as being unintelligent or describing the way they act as being abnormal.

Also can be used as "Bradley Muncher"
"Stop being such a Brad"

"Shut up you Bradley muncher"
by Hackachu May 7, 2018
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Brad Pit

Guy1 ...Look at that Hound over there .

Guy 3...She's taking her Brad Pit Bull for a walk.
Guy 2. .. I'd shag Brad though
by Vlad1Vostok July 9, 2025
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Brad Janke

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!
We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.
by CDawg255 December 28, 2020
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